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Jesus & The Baby Dinosaur

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Animated video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9XbgtozeyM

Wacky Bible fun! Inspired by the freaky things people believe... and the amazing artwork I've attached to this song. Found it on the web. No idea who it's by.

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Back in Ancient Olden times, when all hope seemed quite lost
The Planet had to pay for crimes
Armageddon seemed to be the cost

War and Plagues and Sodomy, while Aliens from Space
Injected Scientology into the human race
Volcanoes lava splashing, Pterodactyls filled the skies
But One Man had the passion for a tiny Tyrannosaurus’s cries

Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Christ offered up redemption, but T-Rex just wants attention
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur

Things got apocalyptic, and the robots got all spastic
Not meaning to be cryptic, but is she Jewish or a Catholic?
Jesus said that’s up to her, for she is her own soul
Look into Baby Dino’s eyes, he’s born to rock and roll

(To the sounds of) Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
When Christ became a daddy, Mary Magdolin went batty
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur

Brontosaurus had a thorn stuck in his hoof
So, Jesus turned the thorn into a crown
This even impressed Judas and the Saber Tooth
Cavemen started break-dancing, Triceratops got down

(Thank God for) Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
They kept it out of the Bible, so the Apostles wouldn’t be liable
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Let’s Rock!

God and Man and Giant Lizards all can get along
When wars and death and plagues break out, just sing this happy song

Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Jesus and the Baby Dinosaur
Christ offered up redemption, but T-Rex just wants attention
Jesus and the Baby Dino, Jesus and the Baby Dino,
J.C. and the Baby D-D-Dinosaur

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from Cheat You Fair, released September 23, 2011

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